neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

bedussey:

OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes

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